Guacamole's laid back cousin. Never showed up to anything on time. Stumbled into a poetry night with a shopping list. Left with a book deal.
Noted. Cheers.
Perfect one day, the must have mustard the next. Other mustards are just try hard. That's Queensland confidence for ya.
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Lives at the beach. Surfs like it never had a job. Punched a shark once when things got a bit spicy.
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A mango, a coconut and a chilli walk into a bar. Mango does the sweet talking. Coconut makes a joke about your haircut. Chilli makes you pay.
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Dark, smoky, and really really ridiculously good looking. You two have history. It thinks you're a bit needy.
Noted. Cheers.